Or as he calls it, “Jesus Morality Stacks of Moderation and Terrific Fun.”
So…. I guess first post
Hey, my name is Ellen and I’m an alcoholic.
I’m 4 days sober and I want to drink. My friend is coming to town tonight, with whom I spoke about my desire to stop drinking last night and she supported it with a “yeah I agree with that.”
After much trial and error, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am going to have a hard time cutting back because I can’t just do it a little. I am going to have to stop.
Why can’t I just do it a little?
I think instead, and much less hilariously
I’m going to make this blog about my journey to quit drinking. There have been many times when shitty stuff has happened to me that made for a fun story later, but I almost drowned this weekend because I was drunk by myself and fell into a pool. Dying ain’t cool guys, dying ain’t cool.
I just bought 40s with my $2 winnings from lottery tickets
What is my life?
The next thing you know I’ll have a bus pass and do my legitimate shopping using the guidelines of WIC. Wait I already do that you say???
Fuck. What is my life. I will be a rich lawyer some day and give my kids shit when thy complain about…. Well anything.
