Or as he calls it, “Jesus Morality Stacks of Moderation and Terrific Fun.”
Hey, my name is Ellen and I’m an alcoholic.
I’m 4 days sober and I want to drink. My friend is coming to town tonight, with whom I spoke about my desire to stop drinking last night and she supported it with a “yeah I agree with that.”
After much trial and error, I’ve come to the conclusion that I am going to have a hard time cutting back because I can’t just do it a little. I am going to have to stop.
Why can’t I just do it a little?
I’m going to make this blog about my journey to quit drinking. There have been many times when shitty stuff has happened to me that made for a fun story later, but I almost drowned this weekend because I was drunk by myself and fell into a pool. Dying ain’t cool guys, dying ain’t cool.
tumblr at 3am
amount of strength this must take for her…. wow
She must work out like 24/7…
I’m on a poster at a bar…
I’m fucking famous at a bar
What is my life?
The next thing you know I’ll have a bus pass and do my legitimate shopping using the guidelines of WIC. Wait I already do that you say???
Fuck. What is my life. I will be a rich lawyer some day and give my kids shit when thy complain about…. Well anything.